Whoa, Dude. “XXX” is totally awesome!

The guys who made “The Fast And The Furious” knew that flick was too complicated, boring and confusing and made “XXX” like a big video game with a pounding and rocking tune score.

“XXX” is about “the man” finally wising up and using a man with a shady past to kick some foreign agent butt. Vin Diesel is cut, shredded and totally extreme and gets to hang with some totally gorgeous babes and drive some really kick butt wheels. He is one bad dude; that’s all there is to it.

If this sounds appealing to you, feel free to add any number of stars to the above rating.

“XXX” gets my vote as the year’s most obnoxious movie.